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01:31 pm: Наименовательное

Просвещаться чужим языком не поздно ни в каком возрасте, как бы то ни было. Учебники несут знание.

LATIN TERMS

There is no need to give non-English names to our body parts. Avoid them. Such words often cloud rather than clarify the issue.

For example, the Latin word vagina is sometimes used instead of cunt. This is unfortunate. Vagina is easily confused with Virginia - particulary when abbreviated.

On the eastern seaboard of America, "the Commonwealth of Va." is a state; on the West Coast it's a two-block area of Sunset Boulevard.

The two parts that sufer most from this confusion are the uvula and sternum. Neither are sexual organs, yet the unwary often treat them as such. The results can be both unpleasant and dangerous.

There are exceptions. For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers.

example

Camille:Doctor Benway, is coginus painful?
Benway:Yes, if it is done right.

example

Wilma:What's your pet peeve, Bruce?
Bruce:I hate those Liberals who are always saying fensturbation is normal and natural - until you do it in front of them.

А может кто-нибудь объяснить что же такое этот fensturbation?



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From:bakrik
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)

Я даже книжку знаю :)

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English, as a second fucking language, кажется. А про fensturbation я не знаю :)
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From:badula
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)

Re: Я даже книжку знаю :)

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Книжка - да, она самая. Про fensturbation же поисковики находят только цитату из книжки. Странно это.
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From:bakrik
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC)

Re: Я даже книжку знаю :)

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Может быть это фейк?
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From:badula
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)

Re: Я даже книжку знаю :)

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Нет, вроде, мотива у автора к словотворчеству...
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From:bakrik
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)

Re: Я даже книжку знаю :)

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Тогда действительно странно. Надо латиниста какого-нибудь достать :)
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From:grooving_miller
Date:July 25th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
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Коллега мой, знающий 95% urbandictionary, сказал: "It's not a real word - it's a combination two words: fen and masturbation. I would half to read the surrounding sentences to get the context and figure out the first word."
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From:goga
Date:July 25th, 2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
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про когинус тоже только цитата из книжки находится. и еще какой-то мануал по когинусу, но там только название, текста нет.
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