: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy; a lot of the time I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.