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11:01 am: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy; a lot of the time I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.


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Date:January 8th, 2014 08:55 pm (UTC)
енд ай гет е литтиль тьесть ов ляйв

один из верхних комментариев потрясает - Its so deep, it makes me shiver это моя собака написала, у неё нервную систему коротит иногда с потряхиванием :)
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