: then how come all other unicorns are dead?
there was a UFO attack on my home town
comin down from outer space
out to enslave the human race
bug-eyed saucer men
have captured all the pretty girls
outer space is where they're gonna take them
all they wanna do is impregnate them
* * *
things not of this earth
are having a good time
laser beams flying through the air
robot monsters in my underwear
they're growing pods in the old town square
of my home town
