September 12th, 2009


straight and to the point — that is why i want

Учёными, в конце концов, обнаружен и опубликован рецепт женского счастья.

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more?
love without complications galore

many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again

wrap my arms around him and pretend…

И это не вибратор, не смотря на мерещущийся символизм.

he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point
that is why i want a…

Есть, конечно, более простой рецепт счастья. Безотказно действует на всех пациентов. The best thing you can have. You'll never be depressed again. You'll never be sad. All your pain is cleansed. Now let’s celebrate. I tell you how you’re gonna feel. You’re gonna feel great.

Изобретатель, между прочим, получил не абы что, а Нобелевскую премию за вклад в здравоохранение.

Then you’ll all be vegetables, you might smell a bit. But…