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04:44 pm: There Goes Our Dream Vacation To Somalia

HARARE, ZIMBABWE—In a hotel ballroom eight miles outside Zimbabwe's capital city, representatives from the world's 175 least powerful nations met this week to discuss how everything—from political unrest, to insurmountable debt, to bloody social strife—can't get any worse.

The dignitaries, who traveled from all across the world, arrived early Thursday morning to tackle a week's worth of possible resolutions. Items on the schedule included a motion to sit in hopeless resignation as the terrifying spread of hepatitis claimed the lives of millions, as well as a multilateral treaty, signed by all present, to shake their heads in defeat and disgust at rising poverty rates.

Three hours of official cursing at G-20 nations and their inherent wealth and greed followed.

А вот ещё такая новость, например. Ровно на пять с плюсом. Китайские пацаны реально устали проверять результаты своего reverse engineering'а. Правительство пошло пацанам навстречу. Зачем воссоздавать какую-то там сраную интеллектуальную собственность-шмобственность, когда можно просто обязать хозяев сдать чертежи и мысли сразу в хуавей. Мировая интеграция стран третьего мира в мир высоких технологий от этого только выиграет, а проиграет от этого только жадный капиталист, у которого уже жопа слипается от ананасов и рябчиков каждый день по два-три раза.


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Date:April 28th, 2009 01:59 pm (UTC)
No to worry, I hear there are some good vacation deals to Mexico now.

this takes the cake: "Wasira's plea ended abruptly when the Days Inn ballroom the summit was using had to be cleared for a 5 p.m wedding reception."
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