Rainbow Brite was a huge hit with girls and boys who wanted to be girls. So Rainbow, what have you been up to? "Well, after I've retired as ruler of Rainbow Land, I continued to seek out all the pretty colors in the world; I dated a black guy, a Korean guy, a black guy, a Puerto Rican guy, a black guy, some indian guy — stud and feathered, a black guy, a black guy, oh, another black guy; daddy was so pissed."
Where the hell am I? Vibrotron to Prime — the Decepticons must have captured me. I don't know where I am, but I'll increase vibration!